Win £50 Worth of Custom Wedding or Christmas Crackers

Our custom Crackers are a great ice breaker at any Wedding or function and make a unique Place Setting, Favor Box & Decoration all in one.

To save you time we can print the names of your guests on each Cracker - Just email us your guest list and we do the rest.

Choose a Cracker to match your colour scheme – Our prices start from 75p.

You may ask, ‘What can I put in the Crackers?’ Well, we have lots of fillings and contents to choose from. You can put chocolates, after dinner mints, a lottery ticket of your favourite charity, fortune messages, seed sticks and much much more, see our website http://www.absolutelycrackers.com/ for more ideas.

Win £50 worth of crackers, just sent us your favourite corniest joke - To enter our Free Prize Draw please click on the link and fill in the form http://www.absolutelycrackers.com/comp.html

Entries should reach us no later than 30th August 2009. The corniest joke will win.

Winner to be drawn on 1st September 2009.

Good Luck!

Keith Langford (Managing Director, Absolutely Crackers)

* Competition is open to all countries. Postage will be paid for. Tax duties may have to be paid in some countries.
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New Crackers coming soon for 2009

We at Absolutely Crackers have an exciting 2009 coming up with some new lines starting with:

Premier League Football Party Christmas Crackers - including Manchester United, Liverpool, Everton, Arsenal, Chelsea and Celtic.
Office Party Awards Crackers - Nominate all those colleagues who are worthy of an award for the year be it best tea maker to the sexiest member of staff, you decide on the categories and award them with a certificate and medal,
Casino Party Game Crackers - everything you need to play your favourite casino game.
High School Musical Crackers - Each crackers contains a HSM novelty, a must for any HSM fan.
Thornton Chocolate Dinner Crackers by Robin Reed - Indulge yourself with our dinner party crackers with a choccy treat inside.
Handbells Musical Crackers - Inside each handmade cracker you will find a different coloured metal handbell each with a different ring plus numbered badge which everyone should wear. Nominate someone to be the conductor who, following the simple numbered music sheet and using the enclosed baton, points at each person (depending on their badge number) to ring their bell - the result: beautiful music....or total chaos !
Fink Conversation Crackers A cracker to make you Think? Those tired old jokes are replaced with wonderful questions from Finks Family Edition, including... “Would you rather be a grown-up or a child?” and “What is your earliest memory?”. It’s a great way to get to know more about your family and friends at the festive table or for any occasion.
Each cracker contains a novelty and paper hat and are available in boxes of six.

Come back for more new additions or visit http://www.absolutelycrackers.com/

Wedding Crackers at Milton Keynes Shopping Centre, UK

We will exhibiting our range of Wedding Crackers at the Wedding Exhibition in Milton Keynes Shopping Centre from Friday 30th January to Sunday 1st February 2009

Win a box of 6 Tom Smith Luxury Crackers - Result

Yvonne Cavill from London, UK was the winner of our Christmas 2008 competition. She won a box of 6 Luxury Christmas Crackers by giving us the correct answer. The Christmas Cracker was invented in 1847. Well done Yvonne